Nick Names :
If Jenny Mary Sarah go out for lunch they will call each other Jenny Mary Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectively refer to each other as Fat boy, Dick Head and Shit for Brains.
如果阿美, 小玲, 小珍一起去吃午餐, 她們會稱彼此為 阿美, 小玲, 小珍.
如果 小明, 小李, 阿強 一起去吃午餐, 他們會稱彼此為 豬頭, GY人, 芭樂.
When bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,even though it’s only for $30. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
當帳單來了,他們會各拿出$20, 雖然合計只需要付$30. 最後還是沒人拿出更小面額, 也沒人承認自己想要找零.
Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need, but is on sale.
女生願意付$1去買價值$2 的非必須品, 只因為在打折.
Woman has lots of items and many of them can’t be identified by a man.
Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such man.
Woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
Man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change but she does.
女人嫁給一個男人, 希望他能為她改變, 但他似乎不會有所改變.
一個男人娶一個女人, 希望她不要變, 可是她似乎說變就變.
Woman knows all about her children.
Man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.